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Total Medals Earned: 422 (From 28 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,945 Points

K.O.L.M.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)

Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points

You might earn this for winning her affection.

I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points

But will she love me now that I can see at all?

Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points

That should have been obvious from the start.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Level Up!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/390 points)

Gem Collector 5 Points

Collect 100 Gems.

Time Waster 5 Points

Play to day 7 and beyond.

Gem Connoisseur 10 Points

Collect All Giant Gems.

Gem Hoarder 10 Points

Collect 400 Gems.

Moving the Mail 10 Points

Find all the checkpoints in the level.

Dashing Course Legend 25 Points

Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.

Fountain of Knowledge 25 Points

Fill out every entry in the Codex.

Gem Addict 25 Points

Collect every Red Gem on the Level.

Mad Skills 25 Points

Buy every skill.

Grinding Maniac 50 Points

Max out every single level type.

Heartbreaker 50 Points

Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.

Insomniac 50 Points

Complete the game without ever sleeping.

Obsessive 100 Points

Get 100% completion.

Light Fright

Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)

Decent Concentration 5 Points

Survive long enough to get 500 Points!

Good Concentration 10 Points

Survive long enough to get 1000 Points!

Awesome Concentration 25 Points

You held out that long?!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Madness Accelerant

Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/135 points)

Face Off 10 Points

Let out all your aggression.

A WINNER IS YOU 25 Points

Beat the game.

Pacifist 25 Points

Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.

True Face of Evil 25 Points

Reveal the true face of evil!

Madness Mode 50 Points

Defeat Madness Mode!

Maneuver

Medals Earned: 3/6 (60/185 points)

Learning 10 Points

Beat levels 1- 5

Block Clearer 25 Points

Clear away 100 blocks

Smart 25 Points

Beat levels 5 - 10

Amazing 25 Points

Beat levels 10 - 20

Genius 50 Points

beat level 30

Pro Block Remover 50 Points

Clear away 1000 blocks

Mr Agnry Faic 4

Medals Earned: 13/21 (190/455 points)

Beginning Combo 5 Points

25 faic combo

Coffee Anyone? 5 Points

Unlock speed power-up

Hey What? 5 Points

Unlock health power-down

Slooow Motion.... 5 Points

Unlock speed power-down

Thank God! 5 Points

Unlock health power-up

Do I look fat in this faic? 10 Points

Unlock size power-up

Monster Combo 10 Points

50 faic combo

Where are you? 10 Points

Unlock size power-down

Dominating 25 Points

100 faic combo

Combo King 50 Points

150 faic combo

RAMPAGE 50 Points

200 faic combo

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

How Did I Do? 5 Points

Submit a Score the highscore table

Hiding in the Corner 25 Points

Unlock vulnerable power-down

No Mercy! 25 Points

Unlock invicibility power-up

I got here for nothing 50 Points

Unlock combo 0.5x power-down

See My Score 50 Points

Unlock combo 2x power-up

UNSTOPPABLE 100 Points

500 faic combo

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Reimagine :The Game:

Medals Earned: 4/12 (185/440 points)

Death By Slow Internet 10 Points

Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER

Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points

Finish one third of the levels.

Charged With Battery 50 Points

Finish two thirds of the levels.

The End The Game 100 Points

Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!

Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points

Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.

Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points

Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.

BWOOOOONG 25 Points

Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.

Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points

Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.

So Vivid And Intense 25 Points

Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.

Too Soon, Finish Late 25 Points

Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.

Viewer Number 301 25 Points

Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.

EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points

Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 8/24 (155/1,000 points)

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape

Santa Fu!

Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/495 points)

Sounds Good 10 Points

Listen to all songs

Turbo Power 10 Points

Beat Level 1

Elfinator 25 Points

Kill 10 of each elf type

Oh Fudge 25 Points

Beat Level 2

Yellow Snow 25 Points

Beat Level 3

Nutcracker 50 Points

Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts

Paindeer 50 Points

Beat Level 4

Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points

Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy

Santa Fu Master 50 Points

Beat the final level without losing any energy

Determined 100 Points

Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters

King O' Christmas! 100 Points

Beat Level 5